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In tonights edition of this fine publication, I shall discuss none other than myself. Not the usual bullshit of random spouting about wierd shit that doesnt have to do with anything. Me. Me. So what can i say about me? well...im a guy. so that means i ahve a penis.which is getting hard now. whyis it that thinking about my own penis made me hard?no im not gay. thiking about other penises doesnt make me hard.after al, noticinbg that you're hard constitutes thinking about my penis. therefore i always think about it when i get hard. anyways, i like my penis. it its is a very pleasurable part of the body. if theres any ladies reading this, youre welcome to suck on my penis if you wish.
Tonight im gonna think about that chick at the place where im applying to work at. her name is laura. i wish more girls were named laura; its a very pretty name. she wore a pink skirt when i was there. at the office where i worked for this company before, there was a chick who worked there names Jenny (or Jenni? i forget.) anyways she was cute too. i guess she was a little on the chunky side, but still not bad.
Whos another chick i can think about? Theres that chick Claire Forlani who plays Brandi Svennig in Mallrats. Now shes at hot piece of ass. she looks so good in the final scene (the hilarious gameshow scene at the end). shes sitting on stage, wearing a short dress with her legs crossed. Whats funny is that she has a british accent in real life, which she tries to cover up in the movie.
you know, ive never gotten head from a chick with a tongue ring.
that must feel so good. that one chick catherine had a tongue ring. i would
have loved to get head from her.
*ANDREW INTERRUPTS*
I wonder if andrew knows that im masturbating while talking to him online? :)
actually im NOT masturbating while talking to andrew. besides hes gone anyway
hehe yeah right
now i shall watch some southern parklink area...or south park, if you will...
as Dave Coulier from full house (Uncle Joey) would say? bye (wasnt uncle joey a fag?)
lates. im out.
-The D-meister B-funk Boo-ya Bad-Ass Four Tensors and a funeral kinda person who know whazzzzup!!!!??????
PS ...Yeah... <-: