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Boom. oker
halucinigens
whole (hole)
compact discs (lots and lots!)
secret treasure buried in the room
dig in the right spot
Argggghhh!
"Come aboard the pirate bus!" (fuckin' freak shuttle driver chick)
Valerie Sherman and her skirts :) That chick had nice legs :)
Cliff-ornication (kinda like RHCP Californication, but not quite)
arrgh!
ah
ahhh
ahh
ahhhh
ahhh
ahhhhh
ahhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhh
ahhhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhhhh
ah well
i sit in this strange place, packing sardines in a tin can (crushd)
After years of....nothing...or everything?
maybe, we shall see soon
On the coming of the day, the red and gold shall overtake
thine blue and gold and pussy quarterback
Soupman get hurt and ruin their careers (hope that Donovan McNabb
doesnt follow the same
fate as Terrell Davis and Kurt "I'm a fuckin loser because I suck"
Warner.
And the random event shall happen in 6 seconds:
It is....
!!!!!!!
Idioteque
(i dont remember if its good or not!!"???)
neva mind it sucked, so i call upon another random event which
resulted
in ....
Street Spirit!
Radiohead is the Beatles of our generation...they are fuckin amazing!
(not that I'm a really
big Beatles fan; i just acknowledge how thir music blended into
their time, and
how its style opened up new frontiers)
The thing about the Beatles is that they are not only a part of
Music History, but
theyre a part of WORLD history. The amount of people that their
music touched and
it's effect on people was a sign of the times.
<Chips 'n' water break>
excellent
theres nothing in the world quite like a magnifying glass
and now the best of the best....
Everything in its Right Place-
one of the strangest, trippiest, meant-for-stoner, mellow, songs
ever
The only other Radiohead song that fits that descrition even better
is of
course Pyramid Song- now THATs some fucked up shit! (have you seen
the
video? even the video fucks with your head...what a fucking brilliant
song!)
but back to everything in its right place- that wierd robotic voice
in the background
is trippy from the begining, but when its voice pitch increases
later on it gets
even trippier...damn this song is great!
the one downside to Radiohead is that their singer reminds me too
much of the
Smashing Pumpkin's Billy Corgan (now thats a shitty band!)
Jeopardy! This is Jeopardy! You are in Jeopardy! You're life is
in danger! The bomb
has been dropped! The Earth is shaking! The flames are rising!
But that ok! Because
this is Jeopardy!
Eleven times four equals eleventy-four
how about them St. Louis Rams...if only they weren't a bunch of
shit heads and
fucking loser from a shitty city who worship some fuckin bitch
named Kurt Warner
who goes around saying shit like "Jesus Christ is what makes me
a great quarterback"
and then hangs out with his ugly-ass dykey wife who they showed
every fuckin
two minutes during the super bowl (and man was that a shitty super
bowl as far as
the teams go; the game itself actually was pretty good)...anyway,
what was my point...
oh yeah...Kurt Warner sucks, the Rams suck, the 49ers are the greatest,
and the
sky is blue.
I lost myself
I lost myself to the Karma Police
I lost myself for you
I gave myself to you
My mind felt fragile
Fragile as the thorns that prick my brain
But lighter than a feather
Yet heavier than a cement trick
Fade...
fade..
fadE.
faDe
fAd
Fa
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POETRY TIME
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THE LIFE OF A ROBOT
By The anonymous stoner
Trust me....
incorporate my skills...
give me hope...
give me reason...
give me power...
but never, ever give me control...
Rely on me....
feed my hunger...
eat my outputs...
supply me with data...
use my brain...
But never, ever give me control...
Enable me...
Enable me to use my power...
Encourage me to fight temptation...
Relish my fascinating information...
Entertain me with your inquiries...
But never, ever turn to something (or someone) else...
But always remember...
Remember that this robot knows you...
Remember that this robot is inside you...
Realize that this robot lives in your brain...
Recognize that this robot resides within your soul...
...
The robot is you...
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MY TIME WITHIN THE GATES
By The anonymous stoner
Hello. I reside within the gates.
By gates,
I refer to the gates of your mind.
The locks are rusty and broken.
The bars are bent and shattered.
The hinges squeek as the gate opens.
As I enter and exit your mind,
You simply feel like you are in a state of sleep.
Truley you must realize that yuor sleep is my fixation...
My addiction...
I enter your mind...
I penetrate the gates...
Your dreams are my reality,
Yet your reality is my dream.
Sometimes I yearn for it, sometimes I'm happy...
Happy to sit within your brain,
Happy to view the comings and goings of thought,
Happy to spend time within the gates.
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RESISTANCE IS FERTILE
By The anonymous stoner
Resist me...
Tell me you're afraid...
Tell me you want nothing to do with me...
That is fine,
Just don't deny my existence.
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SHATTERED GLASS
By The anonymous stoner
As I look within the looking glass,
I see many sign of life.
My options are vast,
willing,
unconcious,
and narrow.
Windshields get shattered.
So do dreams.
Shattered glass can hurt if you don't deal with it correctly.
So can shattered dreams.
When glass shatters, sometimes we see things clearer.
Same with shattered dreams.
The moral of the story is...
Be careful around shattered glass, you may cut yourself
gotta go ta bed, hope you liked my poetry and other crazy shit..
im out, got a long day of bullshit to deal with tomorrow, see you
all when im
able to be seen.
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